\u00e2\u20ac\u017eThree Kingdoms\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 l\u00c3\u00a4heb \u00c3\u00bcle piiride. \u00c3\u0153le vastuv\u00c3\u00b5tu piiri, \u00c3\u00bcle eetilise piiri, \u00c3\u00bcle emotsionaalse piiri. Seep\u00c3\u00a4rast ta nii v\u00c3\u00b5imas ongi. Hoolimatu, halastamatu tulev\u00c3\u00a4rk, s\u00c3\u00bc\u00c3\u00bcdimatu nihilism \u00e2\u20ac\u201c kiiduv\u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4rt selle eest, et keeldub p\u00c3\u00bchitsemast \u00c3\u00bchtegi nime. V\u00c3\u00a4ga palju ma sellist teatrit ei suuda vaadata, s\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6b hinge seest. M\u00c3\u00b5ni lavastus annab positiivse katarsise, tuled saalist \u00c3\u00a4ra uue energiaga (\u00c3\u00bcleeile n\u00c3\u00a4htud \u00e2\u20ac\u017eMeie, kangelased\u00e2\u20ac\u0153), teine annab negatiivse katarsise: selles m\u00c3\u00b5ttes, et imab endasse, t\u00c3\u00b5mbab l\u00c3\u00a4bi ja heidab t\u00c3\u00a4navale nagu nartsu. V\u00c3\u00a4gisi tekib tunne, et peaks ise minema nurga peale seisma ja vedima miniseeliku \u00c3\u00bcles, endal nutt kurgus…
\nJuba esimese vaatuse j\u00c3\u00a4rel kerkis mu p\u00c3\u00a4he s\u00c3\u00b5nastus, mis s\u00c3\u00a4ilis ka l\u00c3\u00a4bi teise vaatuse. \u00e2\u20ac\u017eThree Kingdoms\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 on midagi sellist, mille teeks David Lynch ja Quentin Tarantino, kui nad lavastaks \u00e2\u20ac\u017eVernanda\u00e2\u20ac\u0153. Ps\u00c3\u00bchhedeelne absurd, s\u00c3\u00bcsimust huumor, \u00c3\u00a4mbritega seksi ja v\u00c3\u00a4givalda, aga lisaks v\u00c3\u00a4ikesed inimesed kinni omaenda v\u00c3\u00a4ikeses maailmas, v\u00c3\u00b5imetuna murdma v\u00c3\u00a4lja \u00c3\u00a4ngistavast ringist. M\u00c3\u00b5nes m\u00c3\u00b5ttes on saalis toolidel istuvad inimesed nagu \u00c3\u00b5nnetu inglise detektiiv Stone, kellele karjutakse n\u00c3\u00a4kku \u00e2\u20ac\u017eNoh, kuidas meeldib?!\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 ja kes pobiseb ehmunult \u00e2\u20ac\u017eJajah, t\u00c3\u00a4itsa nii…\u00e2\u20ac\u0153
\n\u00c3\u0153hest k\u00c3\u00bcljest v\u00c3\u00b5iks k\u00c3\u00bcsida: miks siis nii, et… Habetunud, liibuvas kleidis Risto K\u00c3\u00bcbar, kes meenutab p\u00c3\u00b5hjalangenud Aphex Twini. Sitta seinale m\u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4riv Rasmus Kaljuj\u00c3\u00a4rv. Suupistetega alandatud Mirtel Pohla. S\u00c3\u00b5na otseses m\u00c3\u00b5ttes p\u00c3\u00b5huteatrit esindav Tambet Tuisk. N\u00c3\u00a4iteks. Teisest k\u00c3\u00bcljest v\u00c3\u00b5iks k\u00c3\u00bcsida: miks mitte? Umbes nagu anekdoodis, kus mehelt k\u00c3\u00bcsitakse, et miks ta enda kubet telliskiviga taob ja mees vastab, et \u00e2\u20ac\u017etead, kui hea on, kui valu \u00c3\u00bcle l\u00c3\u00a4heb\u00e2\u20ac\u0153. Kui parafraseerida vaest inglast peedistavaid eestlasi, v\u00c3\u00b5iks k\u00c3\u00bcsida: \u00e2\u20ac\u017eMis tunne on siis teatrisse tulla?\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 \u00c3\u2022iget vastust ilmselt pole, seda ei maksa karta. Peaasi, et tulid asja p\u00c3\u00a4rast. Sest asja saab.<\/p>\n
Ahjaa, minu arust v\u00c3\u00b5iks n\u00c3\u00bc\u00c3\u00bcd k\u00c3\u00bcll juba \u00c3\u00b6elda, et Risto K\u00c3\u00bcbara n\u00c3\u00a4ol on Eesti teatris hetkel olemas see \u00c3\u00bcliharuldane olend: totaalne n\u00c3\u00a4itleja. Sest Risto ei ole inimene, Risto on n\u00c3\u00a4itleja. Ta n\u00c3\u00a4ib olevat teatriruumis ka v\u00c3\u00a4ljaspool lava, ta ei lahku teatrist kunagi. Ma ei kujuta ette, et ta v\u00c3\u00b5tab peale etendust grimmi maha, istub autosse ja s\u00c3\u00b5idab kaubanduskeskusest l\u00c3\u00a4bi, et kodus veel hilist \u00c3\u00b5htus\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6ki v\u00c3\u00b5tta. Ma arvan, et kui normaalsed inimesed l\u00c3\u00a4hevad tagauksest koju, j\u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4b Risto lava taha liikumatult seisma ja tema hing h\u00c3\u00b5ljub akside vahel ringi kuni homse etenduseni. See lihtsalt ei ole normaalne, kui plastiline, manipuleeritav, 100-protsenti-siin-ja-praegu on see mees. Ma ei ole kindel, kui tervislik on nii j\u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4gitu p\u00c3\u00bchendumine teatrile, aga ma pole ka kindel, kas Ristot \u00c3\u00bcldse huvitab lavav\u00c3\u00a4line elu. M\u00c3\u00bcts maha, t\u00c3\u00b5siselt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00e2\u20ac\u017eThree Kingdoms\u00e2\u20ac\u0153 l\u00c3\u00a4heb \u00c3\u00bcle piiride. \u00c3\u0153le vastuv\u00c3\u00b5tu piiri, \u00c3\u00bcle eetilise piiri, \u00c3\u00bcle emotsionaalse piiri. Seep\u00c3\u00a4rast ta nii v\u00c3\u00b5imas ongi. Hoolimatu, halastamatu tulev\u00c3\u00a4rk, s\u00c3\u00bc\u00c3\u00bcdimatu nihilism \u00e2\u20ac\u201c kiiduv\u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4rt selle eest, et keeldub p\u00c3\u00bchitsemast \u00c3\u00bchtegi nime. V\u00c3\u00a4ga palju ma sellist teatrit ei suuda vaadata, s\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6b hinge seest. M\u00c3\u00b5ni lavastus annab positiivse katarsise, tuled saalist \u00c3\u00a4ra uue energiaga (\u00c3\u00bcleeile […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-923","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teater"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=923"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":924,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/923\/revisions\/924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=923"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=923"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=923"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}