Istun, t\u00c3\u00a4hendab, kodus, kui tuleb naine ja k\u00c3\u00a4sib olla kultuursem. \u00c3\u0153tlen: “Lubage, seltsimees abikaasa, aga nii p\u00c3\u00b5hjas ma omadega ka pole.” Viskab mu v\u00c3\u00a4lja! L\u00c3\u00a4hen siis mina kinosaali, k\u00c3\u00b5ik l\u00c3\u00b6ristavad nutta. K\u00c3\u00bcsin: “Mis film see on?” \u00c3\u2013eldakse: “Kom\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6dia.” K\u00c3\u00bcsin: “Miks siis k\u00c3\u00b5ik nutta l\u00c3\u00b6ristavad?” Nemad: “Rahast on kahju!”
\nOlgu nii, otsustasin minna kuhugi, kuhu t\u00c3\u00b5otasin jalga enam mitte kunagi t\u00c3\u00b5sta. L\u00c3\u00a4ksin kunstigaleriisse. Astun mina sisse, saal on t\u00c3\u00bchi. Valge. L\u00c3\u00a4hen \u00c3\u00bche seina \u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4rde, tamiilid ripuvad laest alla. Pilti pole. Kutsun proua, k\u00c3\u00bcsin: “Lubage, kus on kunst?” Tema \u00c3\u00bctleb: “Siinsamas.” Vaatan mina ringi, midagi ei n\u00c3\u00a4e. K\u00c3\u00bcsin uuesti: “Vabandage, ma ei m\u00c3\u00b5ista?” Tema vastu: “Kas uksel sissep\u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4su eest maksite? Vot selles ongi kunst.”
\nL\u00c3\u00a4ksin siis teatrisse, nii suur h\u00c3\u00a4da oli k\u00c3\u00a4es. Aga seal, lubage naerda – Baskin! V\u00c3\u00b5tsin kohe topelt!
\nTartu Uus Teater, t\u00c3\u00a4hendab, pakub kvaliteetset meelelahutust, estraadi, kui tohib. Kas on naljakas? K\u00c3\u00b5hklusi pole, kahtlusi samuti mitte. Huumor, seltsimehed, esmaklassiline, sobib suurep\u00c3\u00a4raselt argileivak\u00c3\u00b5rvaseks. Baskin on, \u00c3\u00bctleme, ainulaadne, eks ole, unikaalne fenomen, temalaadset enam ei tule. Estraad pole tingimata surnud, eks ole, aga haiseb tihtipeale imelikult. Mis seal salata, estraadi \u00c3\u00bcmbritsenud maailm on ka ammu muutunud, kikilipsus konferansjee m\u00c3\u00b5jub kohatult, eks ole. Aga midagi seal siiski on, Joost ja P\u00c3\u00a4rn, pealtn\u00c3\u00a4ha noored inimesed, aga n\u00c3\u00a4rivad l\u00c3\u00a4bi, n\u00c3\u00a4rivad l\u00c3\u00a4bi, ma \u00c3\u00bctleks. Satiir – see on kunst. Ega iga\u00c3\u00bcks ei tee \u00c3\u00a4ra. Aga nemad teevad. Mine v\u00c3\u00b5ta kinni, milles asi – hea lavastajan\u00c3\u00a4rv v\u00c3\u00b5i tubli tekst v\u00c3\u00b5i suurep\u00c3\u00a4rane paroodia\/pasti\u00c5\u00a1\u00c5\u00a1, aga teevad \u00c3\u00a4ra. Kui \u00c3\u00bcldse m\u00c3\u00b5ni asi, t\u00c3\u00a4hendab, teeb au, siis tuleb seda ka tunnustada. Ega iga\u00c3\u00bcks ei ole Baskin, eks ole. Seda uhkem, kui on kaks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Istun, t\u00c3\u00a4hendab, kodus, kui tuleb naine ja k\u00c3\u00a4sib olla kultuursem. \u00c3\u0153tlen: “Lubage, seltsimees abikaasa, aga nii p\u00c3\u00b5hjas ma omadega ka pole.” Viskab mu v\u00c3\u00a4lja! L\u00c3\u00a4hen siis mina kinosaali, k\u00c3\u00b5ik l\u00c3\u00b6ristavad nutta. K\u00c3\u00bcsin: “Mis film see on?” \u00c3\u2013eldakse: “Kom\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6dia.” K\u00c3\u00bcsin: “Miks siis k\u00c3\u00b5ik nutta l\u00c3\u00b6ristavad?” Nemad: “Rahast on kahju!” Olgu nii, otsustasin minna kuhugi, kuhu t\u00c3\u00b5otasin […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teater"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1295"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1298,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1295\/revisions\/1298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}