{"id":1241,"date":"2014-08-06T14:39:06","date_gmt":"2014-08-06T11:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/?p=1241"},"modified":"2014-08-23T22:43:03","modified_gmt":"2014-08-23T19:43:03","slug":"tuhat-tahemarki-etikett-idiootidele-kuus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/?p=1241","title":{"rendered":"Tuhat t\u00c3\u00a4hem\u00c3\u00a4rki: Etikett idiootidele (kuus)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hiljutine pidulik s\u00c3\u00bcndmus tuletas taas meelde asja, mis mind hirmsasti viisakamatel istumistel h\u00c3\u00a4irib. Mis totter komme on pakkuda teed-kohvi koogi juurde p\u00c3\u00a4rast kogu pidulikku s\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6maaega? Mul ei ole mingit tahtmist juua kohvi kell pool \u00c3\u00bcksteist \u00c3\u00b5htul \u00e2\u20ac\u201c ja mina armastan kohvi.<br \/>\nSee ei ole argument, et nii on kombeks v\u00c3\u00b5i et nii on alati tehtud. Kunagi oli kena komme, kus h\u00c3\u00a4rrased s\u00c3\u00bclitasid nuusktubakat otse p\u00c3\u00b5randale ja roojasid palee k\u00c3\u00b5rvalisematesse nurkadesse, see ei t\u00c3\u00a4henda, et seda peaks s\u00c3\u00a4ilitama. Kohv on esiteks ergutav ja teiseks kergelt narkootiline aine. Esiteks ei soovi ma end enam hilis\u00c3\u00b5htul ergutada ja teiseks andke mu kuradi annus siia, ma vibelen juba terve \u00c3\u00b5htu. Miks ei ole kena kommet, et suitsetajad saavad oma esimese sigareti teha koogi k\u00c3\u00b5rvale, viis tundi peale s\u00c3\u00bcndmuse algust?<br \/>\nSee, et s\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6giriistad on \u00c3\u00bcksteise k\u00c3\u00b5rval, on pragmaatiline \u00e2\u20ac\u201c s\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6d ja haarad iga uue roa k\u00c3\u00b5rvale puhta komplekti. See, et kohvi ei tohi serveerida kohe s\u00c3\u00bcndmuse alguses, on idiootne v\u00c3\u00a4\u00c3\u00a4rt\u00c3\u00b5lgendus&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hiljutine pidulik s\u00c3\u00bcndmus tuletas taas meelde asja, mis mind hirmsasti viisakamatel istumistel h\u00c3\u00a4irib. Mis totter komme on pakkuda teed-kohvi koogi juurde p\u00c3\u00a4rast kogu pidulikku s\u00c3\u00b6\u00c3\u00b6maaega? Mul ei ole mingit tahtmist juua kohvi kell pool \u00c3\u00bcksteist \u00c3\u00b5htul \u00e2\u20ac\u201c ja mina armastan kohvi. See ei ole argument, et nii on kombeks v\u00c3\u00b5i et nii on alati tehtud. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1000tm"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1241"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1245,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1241\/revisions\/1245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/mpulver.offline.ee\/wordpress\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}